Surprisingly, nothing. Yet. Stephen has the most loving of wives: he somehow convinced her to let the Internet name their as-of-yet unborn child. According to the , their daughter is due April 2, 2014, and people are welcome to "vote once for as many names as you want," both first and middle. Here's the top-ten:
Save for the occasional Cthulhu, why are the names so normal? Stephen writes, "Unfortunately internet I know better than to trust you. We will ultimately be making the final decision, Alas my daughter shall not be named WackyTaco692. Sorry guys the wife wouldn't go for a free for all." Damn, I had big hopes for Hitler McFirstFap.
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