Saturday, July 20, 2013

What's New?

Ammar Ramzi (Blake) in future episode "Power to the People"



First off, we can't thank you all enough for the continued support!Lien On Me has found a new home onbut we are all so tired of watching commercialssoof course will always be on YouTube.(does anyone remember when Youtube didn't show commercials?)




As most of you know, our talks with Comedy Central were fantastic!Although they decided not to pick up our show, they fought right till the bitter end.This doesn't go without a huge thank you to Devlin Peters for all of her fine work.Funny or Die was also in the running but didn't quite come round to our side of the table. And if it wasn't for Preston Jackson and all his peeps over at Sony, we might never have been in that biding war with Crackle.God bless American TV and all their loving antidotes for surviving Hollywood pressures.It truly was a whirlwind of activity. Once we got Valerie Murdock and Landon Epstein attached to the project, it was painfully obvious the competition better watch out!So thankful to all of their help and dedication with our contracts and final estimates for our season finale!



So really, what does all this mean for the future of Lien On Me?Well, it's obvious that



Melita Ann Sagar as Ms. Jenkins



the people want us, the networks want us and we like to be wanted.So in the tradition ofthe old great shows like, Arrested Development, ALF and Night Rider, we are going to get out while the getting's good!Of course, the money was tempting. But we can't just do it for the money. Duh!



So what's everybody up to now that Lien On Me is taking a nose dive?Well, Nino Mancuso, our director has been offered job after job and due to histight schedule and Chinese foreign market demand, we can't seem to get him to answer our calls! Ammar Ramzi is now a porn star under the alias BLAKE BUTTONS.Look him up, he's got a doozy of a pop shot.Heather Dara Williams is now the Toasties Girl, selling those off market pop-tarts to teen turning thirty in third world countries.Nobody really knows what she does.Dyan McBride and Dennis O'Brien are both doing theater and wearing leather chaps.Stupid, I know, but seriouslyDyan looks fantastic in leather. Seriouslyreally, really good. Time out(slowly, gently)AndOkay.. I'm back.David Beatty decided to move to Montana, build a cabin and commune with nature. Rumor has it he bought an inflatable goat for the cold winter nights. ONLY A RUMOR. (we have photos)Gerry Katzman is simply irresistible in the new comedy series The Return of Mr. Belvedere.Nobody knows if he's black or just really tanbut we know.. don't we!?Melita Ann Sagar bought a condo in Florida and teaches the elderly how to do proper yoga. She also joined an exclusive all female boxing club. And plays in a lesbian cover band.And of course, our favorite guest starSam Tanng is sipping a gin and tonic on the beach in Hawaii.. surrounded by dozens of other menand yes, he is still wearing that pig suit.(we have photos
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